Friday, April 20, 2012

Mommy Knows Worst!

Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice by James Lileks, 176 pages

As a new mom, this book has been such a help to me. Who knew that I should not cuddle my new baby, lest she grows up to be a psychopath a la Norman Bates? And I really must go out and get myself one of those nets to put on her head to keep her ears from sticking out.

Oh wait... what was the subtitle again? "Highlights from the Golden Age of BAD Parenting Advice" OH! Well, I guess it's good that I didn't go out and buy some boric acid to sterilize my nipples (all the better to breastfeed, of course!). Phew!

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